Mancat Money

A foolish human once asked me how I managed to afford my lifestyle, and so I proceeded to tell her at length about how the mancat financial world works.

All mancats who are in good standing with the Mancat Council are issued an 'upstanding mancat card'. This may look much like a Visa card, but one might note that instead of a dove (how foolish! a bird for their logo!) on the hologram, the solemn face of a mancat is staring back at you!

In truth, it does function much like a Visa card, except that it's accepted everywhere. No one refuses to take Upstanding Mancat cards. The judicious application of the claw by the Mancat Council has seen to that *small cat laugh*.

Some might question as to how such a financial system works if mancats do not perform labor. The answer is simple. Mancats are at the top of the food chain, and so everything that they desire is given to them. Simply swiping your upstanding mancat card at a store register allows you to purchase whatever you might want!

It's good to be a mancat.

Topics of Interest to Man Cat's Readers

A kind reader of Man Cat's blog has forwarded a list to me of topics she wishes Man Cat to discourse upon:

humans spying on mancat council affairs,
the importance & types of mancat snacks,
why you are a mancat separatist who does not live with silly humans but rather in your OWN mancat house,
the different types of paw, e.g. paw of approval, ownership, the buddhist paw, etc.,
naps,
ceiling cats,
caturday,
green meats,
the story of the littlest meow,
critical mancat deconstructions of silly human works of art, film, & popular culture,
the difference between "lolcat speak" and mancatese, and catonese (which is as far as i know, a dialect of mancatese?)
whether all humans are foolish, or just most?

I will address these and more in future posts, at length and in detail!

Foolish Humans

As a mancat, I am often surrounded by foolish humans. It amuses me greatly how they think they're the ones in charge when we are the ones they wait on hand and foot, feeding treats. Have you ever seen a mancat do anything as foolish as 'working'?

These humans are a dense lot. Often you must give them the claw before they get something right, or a good nip so they do not get any foolish ideas into their foolish heads about mancats being 'domesticated'.

Some will be so foolish as to pay attention to things other than a mancat! When they do this, you must tread over them with your paws until you find the softest, most sensitive part of their flesh and press down firmly with your paw! A short yelp later, they'll be paying attention to the only thing that matters - mancat!