As a mancat, I am often surrounded by foolish humans. It amuses me greatly how they think they're the ones in charge when we are the ones they wait on hand and foot, feeding treats. Have you ever seen a mancat do anything as foolish as 'working'?
These humans are a dense lot. Often you must give them the claw before they get something right, or a good nip so they do not get any foolish ideas into their foolish heads about mancats being 'domesticated'.
Some will be so foolish as to pay attention to things other than a mancat! When they do this, you must tread over them with your paws until you find the softest, most sensitive part of their flesh and press down firmly with your paw! A short yelp later, they'll be paying attention to the only thing that matters - mancat!
About Me
- Man Cat
- Born a noble mancat in the great city of Mancaccio, I was thrust from mancat society at an early age by a cruel twist of fate. Forced to make my way in a harsh world populated by foolish humans and foolish dogs alike, I'm clawing my way to the top, and this is the story of my journey there.
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Man Cat, I'm wondering if you have any advice or experience to share with someone who's living in an apartment with a large dog in the unit above me. It's hard for a cat to get enough sleep when this foolish dog goes galumphing about over head like she's training for a steeplechase. I hiss and growl, but nothing's working so far.
If you would enlighten your readers with any tips, this cat would be most appreciative.
Indeed, this is a tough situation. Cat protocol would demand challenging the foolish dog to a duel, auto claw vs. foolish slobber at ten paces perhaps.
If you cannot use your auto claw on the the foolish dog, you might look into sabotaging it by focusing on its weak spot.
Unlike cats, dogs are helpless without a foolish human to look after them. Proceed with sapping the foolish dog's human, and it will come tumbling down after!
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