A foolish human once asked me how I managed to afford my lifestyle, and so I proceeded to tell her at length about how the mancat financial world works.
All mancats who are in good standing with the Mancat Council are issued an 'upstanding mancat card'. This may look much like a Visa card, but one might note that instead of a dove (how foolish! a bird for their logo!) on the hologram, the solemn face of a mancat is staring back at you!
In truth, it does function much like a Visa card, except that it's accepted everywhere. No one refuses to take Upstanding Mancat cards. The judicious application of the claw by the Mancat Council has seen to that *small cat laugh*.
Some might question as to how such a financial system works if mancats do not perform labor. The answer is simple. Mancats are at the top of the food chain, and so everything that they desire is given to them. Simply swiping your upstanding mancat card at a store register allows you to purchase whatever you might want!
It's good to be a mancat.
About Me
- Man Cat
- Born a noble mancat in the great city of Mancaccio, I was thrust from mancat society at an early age by a cruel twist of fate. Forced to make my way in a harsh world populated by foolish humans and foolish dogs alike, I'm clawing my way to the top, and this is the story of my journey there.
3 comments:
Mancat, just wanted to say I am enjoying your blog immensely! You must have great patience with the foolish humans to take the time to teach them what they should already know. Humph! Next they're going to say they've never heard of the great Chairman Meow!
--Mr. MEOW!
For some reason, the only Mancats that seem to be a fan of Chairman Meow are Siamese cats. I haz no idea why this is.
But whether or not cats are fond of Chairman Meow, all cats have heard of him, meow?
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