Press One To Claw Via Phone

While I wait patiently, like most other mancats, for the latest version of the AutoClaw to come out, I have heard word of a new invention from the makers of the AutoClaw.

Have you ever been subjected to a telemarketer over the phone? Or just someone you had no desire to talk to? Have you ever been frustrated by the fact that you can't just simply reach through the phone and give them the CLAW? A generous swipe of the claw certainly illustrates to anyone foolish enough to waste the time and patience of a mancat how terribly foolish they are.

Apparently AutoClaw, Inc. is developing a device to do just this! This will revolutionize telecommunications as much as cell phones did! Now instead of simply meowing annoyedly at some foolish person, I can give them THE CLAW!!

I await patiently. Or as patiently as a mancat can be expect to be!