Union kAt Troubles :(

So I'z contracted some Union kAts to do some construction for me, some minor construction behind my couch. I even to provide equipment and hardhats! Hardhats with cut-out earholes for kAts even! You know how hard those are to find? Very!

So I went to the job site a few weeks ago, and barely a scrap of work had been done! I called up the kAt Union, and when I asked where they were, all I got was a bunch of angry meowin' in mah ears! They to say that they had worked the requisite hour as stipulated in their union contracts, and were currently out on six months paid vacation! Apparently union kAts to get six months paid vacation for every hour of work!

To add insult to injury, meow, they'z suin' me for an on the job accident! One of the kittays, he to get his head hurt by fallin' plaster! Of course, they had refused to wear the hardhats with earholes, sayin' they was too unfashionable for any kAt to be caught dead wearin' them. But they'z suin' me!

Now I have reporter kAts outside on my doorstep every morning when I go out to the car, meowin' at me nonstop! Sayin' things like "You to run evil construction company that to hurt KATS?! MEOW?!" Such loaded questions! I not even to answer them, I'z not foolish.

Normally, kittay judge would throw their case out of court with an angry swipe of the paw, but kAt union to have judge in their kittay pocket, so I'z startin' to be worried.