Napping

Naps are an essential part of any kAt's life. A kAt that did not nap would not be a kAt!

Some foolish humans might ask why kAts nap so much. The short answer is that kAts iz at the top of the food chain, and we have foolish humans to do our work for us, leavin' us with so much time that nappin' is the only solution.

A longer answer might to note that kAtz iz ever vigilant. Bein' ever-vigilant iz lotz of work, let me tell you! You can't to sleep, you can only to nap! You never know when someone might be doin' somethin' foolish that would require you to give them the bop! To show them the error of their foolish ways, of course.

Boppin' is something I plan on writing another entry about, as it is worthy of its own post!

Treats Fit for A MankAt

The approved list of mankAt treats:

Meat
Doughnuts
Peetzuh, with the cheeze, and the krust
Coke
Small kandy barz
Cheeze and crackers
Ben & Jerry's ice cream
Snacks other people to be nommin' on
Goldfish crackers! (they'z tinay fish!)

Green Meats - A Meat Most Foul!

Katz have classified food into two categories - meats, and not-meats. Some separatist katz say that we'z veggie-katz, not carnivores! Such craziness! Can you to believe it? Hah!

Veggibles is not a meat, nor a not-meat, but an even fouler category! Green meats! Meat that has spoiled, and meat that to grow on a vine have much in common when it come'z to tastin'. Some katz to nibble grass when they'z veray sickt, but that's it. 'Spinach' is a foul green meat that foolish humans eat on a regular basis.

Should any self-respecting kAt eat things a foolish human would? No!

So if a sepratist kittay tell you that 'green meats are good!', just give them a sound bop with your bopping paw!