Green Meats - A Meat Most Foul!

Katz have classified food into two categories - meats, and not-meats. Some separatist katz say that we'z veggie-katz, not carnivores! Such craziness! Can you to believe it? Hah!

Veggibles is not a meat, nor a not-meat, but an even fouler category! Green meats! Meat that has spoiled, and meat that to grow on a vine have much in common when it come'z to tastin'. Some katz to nibble grass when they'z veray sickt, but that's it. 'Spinach' is a foul green meat that foolish humans eat on a regular basis.

Should any self-respecting kAt eat things a foolish human would? No!

So if a sepratist kittay tell you that 'green meats are good!', just give them a sound bop with your bopping paw!