Napping

Naps are an essential part of any kAt's life. A kAt that did not nap would not be a kAt!

Some foolish humans might ask why kAts nap so much. The short answer is that kAts iz at the top of the food chain, and we have foolish humans to do our work for us, leavin' us with so much time that nappin' is the only solution.

A longer answer might to note that kAtz iz ever vigilant. Bein' ever-vigilant iz lotz of work, let me tell you! You can't to sleep, you can only to nap! You never know when someone might be doin' somethin' foolish that would require you to give them the bop! To show them the error of their foolish ways, of course.

Boppin' is something I plan on writing another entry about, as it is worthy of its own post!