Monday, September 8, 2008

Tha Evilz of Rais

In case you not to know, "rais', a soft small white seed like food, often seen in Asian countries, iz not a food fit for a cat. Some might ask a cAt if he to like steamed or fraid rais in his stir-fry, but a true cAt would reply "Rais? What kind of cAt you think I iz? A *veggie* cAt?!" and then he would claw the person who was foolish enough to ask such a foolish question!

Rais is much like a green meat that is so puny, i'z not even green! Surely no cAt would stoop to such a foolish "food".

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

but friezd rais is soooooo taszty!

Man Cat said...

no, no, you'z confused! rais iz evil! and tasteless! and puny! and EVIL!

Anonymous said...

and delicious! yes yes!

i work in a sushi restaurant and they gives me leftover fish & rais....and I goes NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

I eat the rais, and the little fishes, and the eels, and their tasty little soups...